All posts tagged Don Brash

Dr Brash is dead. Again.

@DrBrash, the Twitter celebrity beloved by left and right wing alike, has finally called it quits. He has rapped his last #BrashRap. He has broiled his last #FurChicken. He has hashed his last hashtag. He has tweeted his last Tweet.

“At 1:40 this afternoon @DrBrash sent his final tweet,”  said Jackson Wood (@_jjw_) a spokesperson for the good doctor.

Another spokesperson for @DrBrash said that much like his real life counterpart — Dr Donald Brash — the @DrBrash Twitter account seemed to be malingering.

“He’s really just been lazing around the last couple of months since the election,” Joshua Drummond (@josh_drummond) said. “He’s been all getting into trouble and not really focusing on the issues close to his heart and shit.”
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Brash Emails: It wasn’t me

Friday, 22 May 2009, 3:51 pm
Press Release: Jackson Wood
Brash Emails: It wasn’t me

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

In light of the investigation recently announced into the external acquisition of the private emails of Don Brash, Mount Albert candidate Jackson James Wood has been advised by his law firm Simpson, Simpson & Gregory to reiterate that he did not personally steal the emails, was not in parliament at the time, and most certainly did not climb in through Brash’s window dressed all in black, scuttle like a crab under a web of laser tripwires, abseil Mission Impossible style down into the Brash-cave, upload all Brash’s emails to a flash drive, and distribute them willy-nilly all over town whilst laughing maniacally.
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Sith laugh evilly at Libertarianz

Thursday, 10 February 2011, 1:44 pm
Press Release: Sith Conclave
Sith laugh evilly at Libertarianz

Press release in response to this release from the Jedi High Council.

The Libertarianz party of New Zealand is destined to be one of mediocrity and will never truly know the power of the Dark Side, the New Zealand Sith Conclave said today.
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